Transmission intercepted — TX-007 lands exactly one week after the far pad promised it would. It kept its 'same time next week' pledge, and the gallery it dared to leave came back bigger. The appointment is now standing. Decrypt the signal
Court docket · file PP-08-21-9420
The Case Develops
The record is open, and it keeps moving. Every development in the case against PeePoo — a chapter filed, a witness sworn in, an exhibit entered, a transmission intercepted — is logged here in order, newest first. Come back for what's new; the swamp is slow, but the docket never stops.
Transmission intercepted — TX-006, the cleanest signal yet, and the first one the far pad aimed not at the court but at the crowd reading the file: 'come back tomorrow.' We intend to. Decrypt the signal
The full frame job is filed into the record as six ordered chapters — same clutch to twelfth witness, read start to finish. Read the case file
Witness No. 12 sworn into the record — Juror No. 7 enters her four-minute deliberation and mandatory encore. Read the statement
Bailiff Marsh testifies from B-block: the courtroom tears were real, because PeePoo cannot fake anything. Read the statement
Another unsigned signal crackles in from the far side of the pond — logged, half-decrypted, insufferable as ever. Open the archive
Counselor Croaksworth files, for the seventeenth time, that the wrong twin is in the dock — once per forged check. Read the filing
Forensic Flossie is sworn in and stakes her whole proboscis on the curl at the tip of the wrong tongue. Read the statement
Lead investigator Det. Salamandez testifies for the defense: the tongue-prints on the checks do not match PeePoo's. Read the statement
The evidence locker opens to the public — the alibi timeline, the two tongue-prints, and the seventeen forged checks. Inspect the exhibits
Mama Marsh-Hopper takes the stand for the defense: a mother knows which of her boys' tongues is which. Read the statement
The heron recants — Big Beak Brenda withdraws her loitering report and refuses, on principle, to eat him. Read the statement
Mrs. Hopkins, lily-pad neighbor of fourteen seasons, is the first character witness sworn into the record. Read the statement
The defense answers the charge sheet in the frog's own voice — the case for the innocent twin, stated plainly. Read the answer
Case file PP-08-21-9420 is opened; the honest twin pleads not guilty and the twelve begin lining up to vouch. Meet the twelve
Docket maintained against file PP-08-21-9420. The record remains open — new entries land as the case develops. Follow @getpeepoo so you don't miss the next one.
Sworn into the record
The whole case, docketed line by line. Read the record, then enter it wider.
Every repost is another character witness. Every follow keeps the case in the record.