A wholesome bog frog framed by his own twin. Spring him from the lily-pad lockup — buy $PEEPOO and bail out the realest amphibian on Ethereum.
A pond divided
Hatched from the same clutch, raised in the same lily-pond. Now one is in jail and the other is laughing about it.
Wrongfully imprisoned bog frog • Cell block C, Lily-pad Lockup
I just want to clear my name and go back to eating flies in peace.
Crypto crime boss • Currently at large with hot tongue
Wasn't me. Was him. Also, he can't prove anything. Ribbit.
Authorities (his lawyer) confirm PeePoo had no idea his brother was forging signatures with his tongue.
File #: PP-08-21-9420
Allegedly forged the tongue-print of his own twin to launder swamp tokens via 17 shell pondcompanies. PeePoo, when shown the signed checks, said only 'that's not my tongue, that's clearly my brother's tongue, please look at his tongue.'
NOT GUILTY — forensic flycatcher confirmed it was PooPee's tongue, by tongue.Spotted near a known contraband lily-pad at 3:47 AM. PeePoo states he was 'just enjoying the moonlight on the cattails, also there was a really nice gnat.'
DISMISSED — too many character witnesses. Heron was deemed unreliable.Allegedly disturbed the peace by performing the entirety of 'Bohemian Ribbitsody' at 2 AM. Acoustically gorgeous; legally inadmissible.
TIME SERVED — but the courtroom gave a standing ovation.★ Lily-pad County Bulletin ★
Innocent frog held without trial. Currently being slowly eaten by mosquitoes.
BAIL REQUIRED
420,000 $PEEPOO
(payable in $PEEPOO)
Any swamp citizen, bog-dweller, or curious tourist can post bail by buying $PEEPOO. Bail bonds processed on-chain via the Lily-pad Lockup smart contract.
POST BAIL NOWCharacter witnesses
PeePoo cleaned my pond when no one was looking. He even folded the cattails. There's NO WAY he did it.
I'm a heron. I eat frogs. I would never eat PeePoo. He's too pure. Eat his brother instead. I'll pay.
His tongue-prints don't match. His alibi checks out. PeePoo is guilty only of being a really chill amphibian.
Same clutch. Same pond. Same mom. I always knew which twin would turn evil. Spoiler: it WASN'T PeePoo.
I bought $PEEPOO at the bottom and now I have a yacht. A small yacht. A toy yacht. But it floats.
He cried in court. He DIDN'T fake-cry. PeePoo CANNOT fake anything. The jury was sobbing. The bailiff was sobbing. I was sobbing.
Go-live time will be announced on-site and on X the moment the swamp mud settles.