一只心地善良的沼泽蛙，被自己的双胞胎兄弟陷害，替没干过的罪名蹲了大牢。翻开案卷，见见那些为沼泽里最实诚的两栖动物洗清冤屈的证人吧。
一池之隔，反目成仇
出自同一窝蛙卵，在同一片荷塘里长大。如今一个蹲了大牢，另一个却在一旁哈哈大笑。
蒙冤入狱的沼泽蛙 • C 区牢房，Lily-pad Lockup
我只想洗清冤屈，安安静静地回去吃苍蝇。
加密犯罪头目 • 目前在逃，舌头还烫着
不是我干的。是他干的。再说了，他什么都证明不了。呱。
有关方面（也就是他的律师）确认，PeePoo 完全不知道他兄弟一直在用舌头伪造签名。 Read the whole feud, chapter by chapter →
截获的传讯
伪造那些支票的家伙，舌上功夫无可挑剔。████ 毫无悔意。据称如此。
那只老实的双胞胎在牢房里哭泣。从我这边的远处荷叶听来，那音效，坦白说，妙不可言。
关于那 17 家空壳████，无可奉告。关于那家蛙鸣赌场，无可奉告。正如我对岸的律师一再提醒我的，“无可奉告”本身就是奉告。
替我向那只满脸忧虑的家伙问声好。他会知道这是哪一窝传来的。他总是知道。
— 由一片我们在法律上无权指名的荷叶发出
File #: PP-08-21-9420
被指控伪造其亲生双胞胎的舌纹，通过 17 家空壳荷塘公司洗白沼泽币。当那些签了字的支票摆到 PeePoo 面前时，他只说了一句：“那不是我的舌头，那分明是我兄弟的舌头，请你们看看他的舌头。”
无罪——法医捕蝇专家以舌验舌，确认那是 PooPee 的舌头。凌晨 3:47 在一片已知的违禁荷叶附近被发现。PeePoo 声称他只是“在欣赏香蒲上的月光，而且那儿还有一只特别可爱的小蚊蚋”。
撤销——品行证人太多了。那只苍鹭被认定不可靠。被指控于凌晨 2 点完整演唱了整首《波西米亚蛙鸣狂想曲》，扰乱治安。听觉上美轮美奂；法律上不予采纳。
刑期已满——但整个法庭起立鼓掌。Allegedly emptied the entire Cattail Cove community bug-jar in one record-setting tongue-lash, leaving the whole marsh to ration gnats for a season. The rim of the drained jar held a single tongue-mark — hooked at the tip, curled a tidy three degrees. Asked to demonstrate, PeePoo stuck out a tongue that lay flat as a dropped plank and said 'I'd never take the last of anyone's supper, look at it, it doesn't even curl.'
NOT GUILTY — the mark on the jar curled; PeePoo's tongue does not. Same face across the pond, different tongue on the rim.Letters from the Lockup
They gave me a cot, a tin cup, and a window the size of a lily pad. I said thank you. The guard looked at me strange, like nobody in here says thank you. I mean it, though. My mother raised me to mean it, and a wrong cell does not unteach a frog his manners.
A moth came in through the bars tonight. I did not eat it. It seemed to be having a hard week, same as me. We sat together until the moon slid off the wall. I have decided the moth is my friend. I have not named him — a name is a big thing to give, and I did not want to rush it.
The frog in the next cell asked what I did to land here. I told him the truth: nothing. He laughed a long time. Everybody laughs. I have stopped minding. The record will say what the record says, and one day the record will be read by someone who reads carefully.
I keep thinking about a face I know better than my own — because it is my own, worn by someone who chose a different pond. I do not hate him. I have tried; it will not take. Whatever he curled his tongue to sign, I hope he sleeps. I sleep fine. That has always been the difference between us, and I think, in the end, it is the whole case.
Folded my blanket into a neat square this morning, corners true, the way I fold everything. The new guard noticed. She said a frog who tidies a cell he was thrown into by mistake is not a frog who forges checks. I did not argue. I just kept folding. Some things you say with your hands.
— PeePoo. Cell block C. Still here. Still honest.
已钉好、贴签、归入卷宗。这块板子上的每一件物证都指向同一个方向——远离 PeePoo，指向一只长得跟他可疑地相似的青蛙。
PeePoo 的舌纹（左）平整而老实。另一只双胞胎的（右）则有那道泄露马脚的卷边。请注意那道卷边。整个案子就卡在那道卷边上。
用红绳捆好、扎成一束，呈交陪审团。每一张都签着一条显然不属于他的舌头。笔迹专家对着这捆支票哭了。
在所谓伪造发生的那一刻，PeePoo 正隔着三片池塘欣赏一只（1）特别可爱的小蚊蚋。已获佐证。小蚊蚋拒绝出庭作证，但月光作了证。
Open the full evidence locker →
证据保管链由沼泽警局证物室维护。每根别针均已登记。请勿取下别针。
★ Lily-pad County Bulletin ★
无辜青蛙未经审判即遭羁押。目前正被蚊子一点点啃食。
BAIL REQUIRED
1 份老实的不在场证明
（外加苍鹭的一句好话）
任何沼泽居民、湿地住户或好奇的游客都可以为他作保。品行证明热忱欢迎——就连那只苍鹭都已经翻了供。
见见证人们品行证人
没人看着的时候，PeePoo 帮我清理了池塘。他甚至把香蒲都叠整齐了。他绝对不可能干那种事。
我是一只苍鹭。我吃青蛙。但我绝不会吃 PeePoo。他太纯洁了。要吃就去吃他兄弟。我出钱。
他的舌纹对不上。他的不在场证明也成立。PeePoo 唯一的罪，就是当一只特别佛系的两栖动物。
同一窝卵。同一片池塘。同一个妈。我一直都知道哪个双胞胎会变坏。剧透：不是 PeePoo。
我愿意在任何沼泽的任何一座法庭上为 PeePoo 作保。这只青蛙根本说不出谎话。我试过的，反复试过。
他在法庭上哭了。他不是假哭。PeePoo 根本装不出任何东西。陪审团在抽泣。法警在抽泣。我也在抽泣。
That bug-jar rim had a curl-mark on it, hooked clean at the tip. I keep the jar; I'd know. PeePoo's tongue lies flat as a lily pad — it couldn't leave that mark if it tried. Whoever drained us had a hook on the end. Go measure the twin across the water.
探视时间——隔着玻璃
Lily-pad Lockup 每一轮月相只允许一次（1）有人监督的探视。请隔着布满青苔的玻璃交谈。请勿投喂囚犯（他苍蝇吃得够多了）。
笔录已由 PeePoo 的律师审阅并批准，律师坚称这名囚犯此生从未说过一句谎话，也不会破天荒地隔着法庭玻璃开口撒谎。
一旦沼泽泥浆沉淀，我们会立即在官网和 X 公布上线时间。（$PEEPOO 即将通过 MintMill 铸造——敬请期待。）
Sworn into the record
Innocent bog frog framed by his own twin. Read the case file, then hand it to the swamp.
Every repost is another character witness. Every follow keeps the case in the record.