The #FreePeePoo mobilization kit

Help Free PeePoo

An honest bog frog sits behind algae-streaked glass for a signature that was never his. You can't post his bail, but you can post the truth. Here's everything you need to vouch for him in under a minute — copy a reference, drop it on X, and follow @getpeepoo so the swamp keeps counting.

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How to help free PeePoo

Read the file so you can vouch with your whole chest — every question about the frame job, answered straight: The case, answered
Meet the twelve who already swore to it. Character references are contagious — bring a friend: Meet the witnesses
Follow the feud chapter by chapter, from the same clutch in Cattail Cove to the far lily pad we're not allowed to name: Read the feud
Follow @getpeepoo and repost a reference below. Every post is one more voice in the swamp learning to tell the two tongues apart.

Pre-written character references

All in-voice, all copy-ready, all under the count. Post one, post several — the more the pond notices the curl in that tongue-print, the sooner the honest twin sits on his own lily pad again.

The straight vouch
I've read the file. PeePoo's tongue-print lies flat and honest; the forger's curls at the tip. The wrong frog is behind the glass. #FreePeePoo
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The good-neighbor vouch
He folded my cattails flat after every storm and never once asked for a thing back. A frog like that doesn't sign seventeen bad checks. #FreePeePoo
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The reasonable-doubt vouch
One twin broadcasts smug transmissions and signs none of them. The other would sign anything, because he's never feared the truth. Ask which one is guilty. #FreePeePoo
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The alibi vouch
At 3:47 AM, PeePoo was three ponds over admiring one (1) very nice gnat by moonlight. The gnat won't testify, but the moonlight kept time. #FreePeePoo
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The recanting-heron vouch
Even the heron who reported him took it back in writing: 'I would never eat PeePoo. He's too pure.' When your accuser recants, you were framed. #FreePeePoo
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The one-liner
Same clutch, same face, opposite conscience. One twin kept the cattails folded; the other kept a forged tongue-print. Free the honest one. #FreePeePoo
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Every reference above is drawn from file PP-08-21-9420 and cleared by PeePoo's lawyer, who maintains the inmate has never told a lie in his life and would very much like you to say so publicly.