Swamp-court character exam
Which Witness Would Vouch For You?
Twelve character witnesses swore an innocent bog frog was framed by his own twin. Six quick questions decide which one of them would stand up in court for YOU.
The defense in file PP-08-21-9420 rests on twelve sworn witnesses — a recanting heron, a fly-forensics analyst, a mother who can tell her boys apart by tongue, a day-one believer who tested it repeatedly. Every one of them points away from PeePoo and toward the twin who wears his face.
There are no wrong answers here — only the frog (or heron, or gnat) whose conscience matches yours. Answer six questions and meet the witness who would take the stand for you.
Enter your witness into the record
Found your witness? Twelve swore he's innocent — now let the swamp see which one is yours.
Every repost sends another juror to the quiz. Every follow keeps the case in the record.