★ Lily-pad County Bulletin — Person of Interest ★

WANTED

The frog across the pond. Same face as our PeePoo, one three-degree hook on the tongue, wanted in connection with seventeen forged checks. Address withheld on his own counsel's instruction. Signs nothing. Answers to less.

See a frog wearing this exact face who won't sign his own name and never crosses the water? Do not approach — vouch. One honest word to the swamp court posts an innocent frog's bail and puts the curl back where it belongs: on the far lily pad. Character references gladly accepted; the heron has already recanted.

Endorsed by 12 lily-pad mothers, 1 visibly skeptical heron, and one honest frog doing another frog's time.